Friday, February 4, 2011

OK.. HAHA.. BERMULALAH CERITAKU.. MEHMEH



i wont believe what i did 4 it ... masa mula2 tu many questions alwayz puzzle in my mind abot pdg hijau campsite
- will there alwayz be enough water?
- does the rules very strictly ?
- how to pick perfect mates?
- how 2 do everytink by myself? alone? no family? only me... aiyooooo...
haha e2 semua soalan2 cepu emas my 1st night kat situ.. katil dia aq x suka coz tilam dia agak keras.. katil aq between jeweena  n ping ...maklumlah katil tentera memang cam 2... pikir punya pikir aq pon tertidur... kroh..kroh..kroh...


esoknya,,, bangun kemudian solat...pas2 pikir 2-3 x nak mandi x ??? nak mandi x??? keluar masuk bathroom..tanya kawan ,, '' ea ain ,, kau mandi x ?? .. aq rasa aq malas nak mandi ley x??? sejuk doe air dia cam air salji..'' then ain replied '' thaqif., kita x yah mandi nak''  aku pun cakap '' ok !!!!'' sejak dari ari tu.. aq mandi 1 x sahaja sehari .. ngan ain pun gitu gak.. haha kitorunk keep rahsia ni smpi mggu ke3.. then tiba2.. it revealed out.. ceh jeweena-- ( india gurl ) sebelah ktil tnya '' thaqif ,  u basuh muka sajew ea??u  x mandi ker''.. dengan muka  kebengangan ,, aq jawab '' aar x mandi ..''  jeweena replied '' bukan awak sorang je x mandi .. saya nampak ain.. cindy ,, hue.. andik ,, lina,, ping,, teo pun xmandi...
hahahaaaaaaa kantoi... dak2 DELTA 15 ramai x mandi pagi....huhuhu...
FULL STOP pasal story x mandi...

then.. ada benda yang aq x ley lupa... pagi2 kitorunk ada present KONTRAK KITA JANJi..setiap company.. must present their goal.. misaion..vision company song.. homeguard,, ikrar.. langkah keselamatan ..bendera  strategi n blahblah.. on that day comandan dtg.. so kena wat habis baik.. baik punya..i'm proud 2 said that i'm the one wit my frenz  had be selected 2 present on the stage front the audience abot my company punya info lah n kena jawab soalan lagi.. bangga 2.. depan 360 lebih audience .. x sangka... menggigil jugak lutut n kaki.. tapi layan ajew la haha...semua tuk DELTA COMPANY... 


gambate ... gambate ... satria gambate... gambate.. satria... naik tangga naik bukit... ea satria eeeeeeeeeergh
logo khidmat negara....... = ' ' =



ok2 then i nak story about my name,, check- check it out,,,
susah sangat ker nma aq ? NURUL THAQIF BT NORWANIDI ... Panggil thaqif suder... kat sini nama aq kerap kali diperkotak - katikkan .. wah glamour gi2.. ada yg call me tasnim.. tasmin ..tasqif. tapi yg x ley bla2 bila ada dak cina pggil aq taahif,,, its ok babe.. asal jangan panggil aq taahi.. dah.. layan..e2 eva la yg pggil aq.. tapi kat sini rmai x pggil aq thaqif.. but they call me aqief.. layan HADY  n the gangla == myn n KS yg mulakan dulu cakap muka aq mcam FAZ kawan dia sape2 la...!.. hady2 ... suka tegur aq.. apalh kau ni ... ! btw hady sorylah aq tiru tagline kau ;;;'''sorysorysory neganeganega nekeneke paojo''  best ar ..

ni lah stock lollipop aq.. kat sana nyummy..
i miss a lot my old group '' AKU X BODOH '' kat class CB ( topek . ash.. hady.. min.. ks.. lendy n eva.. ) kump kita selalu kecoh n wat lawak n bising kat dlam class.. tapi yg plig best bila cikgu Maria n CIKGU ramzi bagi title '' KUMPULAN PALING CERIA  N FUN ''.. havoc kan ???? life it's really like that !! our class could not stop laughung bila kump kitorunk ask lendy to stand up an read apa yang tulis kat buku.. NAK TAU X  APA YG LENDY CAKAP ???

peka itu apa cikgu ??? itu peka yang kita makn kat MCD .. ker.. saya sudah faham    * senanya lendy nak cakap burger


saya perlu makan.. jika saya x makn saya akan lapar.. jika saya lapar saya tdak ada tenaga..jika saya x ada tenaga saya x boleh kerja..jika saya x ley kerja.. saya tidak ada teman wanita jika saya tidak ada teman wanita  macam mana mau ada anak ? ??? jija saya tidak ada anak saya malu ... jika saya malu .. lebik baik saya mati maaa....haaha shen jin bing tol...


lepas kump ..'' AKU X BODOH '' i'm migrated to new group.. sediiiiiiihnya... semua orang kena tukar.. wa pu yao... by this time nama group aq adalah '' LEMPENG PANAS'' parapappa i'm lovin it... kump bru pon havoc + gila2 gak... everyone has ideas.. lina.. choo.. sabri.. kay.. zul.. lina.. blur ting  faiz  n edmund.. we spend as much time 2gether.. edmund teach me '' tepuk2 jai n tepuk toyol ''.. edmund si monster also teach me '' benda ley settle kita settle.. benda boleh sbar kita sabar.. benda boleh relax buat cara relax..''  she-she monster..ni hao siao..


then aq nak story gak .. tapi sikit punya sedih.. JOSEPHINE ANAK IKIN balik... dahla dia THE only one dak IBAN kat kem ni.. dok dalm dorm aq puler..pas2 kena balik padahal dia x nak balik.. atas alasan doctor asma.. pdahal dia dah lama x ada asma.. kesian awak pin... btw pin tq so much 4 ur red cardigan .. i apreciate ur gifts.. n tq 4 addin me in fb.. love u so much.. 


kat sini ada gak taklimat dari JPA,,, RELA,,, UPNM... JABATAN PERTANIAN .. KAUNSELING .. KAD KREDIT.. N BLA2..
bangganya lepas isi form jadi anggota RELA N JPA... HUHU..
tapi ceramah pasal money lah best sikit....aq still remember '' treat ur credit card like cash''. haha..
many things i can learn from one small change...


haha kat sini pon aq kena '' wa kena bangbangboom '' ... sengal tol... ada satu ari tu kat kelas.. xxx bwk guitar then sing front of da class.. then xxx cakap lagu ni ditujukan tok aq yang sengal n blur n cam biol ..,,,, siot ajew,... haha.. lagu meet uncle hussin .. tah mend ar tajuknya... haha.. ... there is no reason memang aq ni sengal...btw..tq so much la bro.. u should go 4 malaysian idol audition... ..
dorm ku delta 15


kem pdg hijau


aq an ajk kerohanian.. so wk2 ni kena
kemas surau ...
surau yg bebentuk star..1st time aq jumpa
surau camni... 1st time gak aq nampak cina
n india dok dlam surau....













Tuesday, February 1, 2011

1st day in PLKN..

Unbelievable !!!!  Incredible.. E2lah my assumption on my 1st day registered  kat pusat pengumpulan kat kota tinggi.. adakah aq masih bermimpi ??? betul ker nak kena g plkn ni ??? bloody-hell...*fake smile..
i see dozens of people around me .. few huge bus.. n da most important is i could see the plkn counter.. OMG !! advice from my heart
betul ker ni ?? 4hb ?? rasa cam nak continue balik tidur... x nak g plkn..
 y i am da choosen one ???? wak2 tu aq rasa it's unfair that my best frenz x pergi .. cousin pon x pergi then aq sorang ajew yang pergi ?!!! mana boleh ... aq still rasa cam my head was hit with a hammer .. and i was lighted on fire...haha teruk an >>>???? sengalnya kamu thaqif wak2 tu.....
then.. lepas my register .. naik bus.. b4 that mestilah salam an..
then they all pon balik ar...
haha lucky la i came from a boarding school.. so x nanges lah.. ya ker ??? ley caya ker thaqif ?? haha nanges dalam hati.. tq so much 2 ALLAH takdirkan aq bersekolah di SEKOLAH MENENGAH SAINS SULTAN ISKANDAR... ada dak len 2 yang aq tengok nanges bukan sikit2 cam dak kecik pon ada.. haha tarik baju parents la coz x nak pergi..aq ?? laugh over anytink... best gak dapt tgok free wayang.. on live lagi.. jahatnya aq..

in da bus.. dak kota paling sikit ke greenfield.. if i'm not mistaken only 8 girls in da bus .. haha bnyak empty space lagi... huhu.. then I SNOOZE  OFF....ZZZZzzzzzzzz..but all of a sudden,, ada orang kejutkan aq..

" thaqif... thaqif ..thaqif bangun bangun.. awak nak duit tambang x ???...'',said jurulatih plkn who was on duty "of course i am.. "i replied.. ''

ler kejutkan aq juz nak bagi duit tambang RM 10 tunai... ASTAGHFIRULLAH ...  i should be grateful..

then tepat kol 12.50  we're reach 2 our destination .. GREENFIELD malli mali mali....

# pack out all over my things... really in da happy mood lepas sampai kat padang hijau coz.. the it is very
   awesome, cold - air fresh, greenery hill n majestic place..,,,
# guna beg AKADEMI FANTASIA n juz pull it by my barely hand on the road la.. so bunyinya a lil bit bising
   ar..then ada orang tegur, '' awak datang ni bawak kereta kebal ker??? ada lagi canggih punya x ??'' dalam
    hati aq cakap it's up 2 me la.. yang kau sibuk pehal.. what the hell?? yeah it's funny now.. he look at me
    though i'm ALIEN.. who cares?? jalan ajew la.. none of ur business
#register.. fiill da forms..I FEEL LIKE WANT TO JUMP AROUND LIKE A ROAST CHRISTMAS
  TURKEY DOWN a dance...  pergh banyak tol forms yg nk kena isi.. mcam nak apply jobs
#then beg telah di cek oleh the coach... takut2 ada smuggle rokok.. drugs n brang larngan.. haha aq punya
  barang pon kena rampas..vitamin B .. GUNTING .. n compasses.. burst out with laughter... vitamin pon
  kena rampas.. .... dia cakap takut aq dok kat sini stress.. then telan2 banyak2... hahaa gila lah 2...... x apa
  lah amik lah... aq x kesah pon...
# n8 went 2 da.. logistic area.. amik barang2 plkn.. boot.. baju kelas.. baju pt.. sport shoe.. class shoe..  blueveil... towel., baju celoreng ..stokin.. caps.. n etc.. pen  n note books pon ada..
# pas2 kena pull all the things 2 da dorm... GOSH... berat nya...lom apa2 lagi2 dah ada physical training angkat barang naik dorm dengan beg AF lagi... really i feel like i'VE EATEN SOMETIN ROTTEN n i WANT TO VOMIT them wak2 angkat barang2.. dahlah my dorm paling hujung ... atas bukit ... shen jin bing.... x ada sapa nak tolong wak2 tu.. semua orang angkat barang sendiri.. PENAT tol naik tangga.. yang cam stairs way kat BATU CAVES 2.. hahaa.. IT LIKE a BOOOMERANG...
i wont believe what i did 4 it...
# then sampai dorm D15.. btw nice dorm.. near to the rest room..coz advantagesnya ada tv .. caroom.. pingpong table,, chess.. soft sofa,, newspaper.. ada advantages gak dok dom paling hujung... toilet pergh cam hotel beb.. al mklumlah.. tempat ke 2  kem plkn tercantik di MALAYSIA
# then aq sleep coz i'm already tired..
# taklimat.. n 1st day aktiviti sendiri so wat TTS.. what's that ? tidur tempat sendiri...then , meet frenz..malu2 tapi mahu.. huhu kejap ajew malu pas2 apa lagi ,,,judge me by urselves

A DAY TO CREATE A blog...

Assalamualaikum,, salam sejahtera , salam perpaduan n not 2 4get salam satu Malaysia.
MALAYSIA BOLEH.. aq pon boleh.. !!!!.. 1st of all many tq 2 my sis, thaqifah 4 all ur effort , enthusiasm .
i'm so grateful 4 ur support babe..2 be as a new blogger.. x tahu senanya nak wat blog ni.. haha sengalnyer...
coz i'm not ready yet..

so i had no idea what 2 say.. i could only think 2 say hi,, hello 2 all the readers.. it's very pityful.. ergh...sigh*
i am really sick of worrying what people are goin 2 think.. it would be a stress attack kalau kena kutuk kat dalm blog,, huhu...x apa lah... if anything goes after this tempuh saja.. come on la thaqif..what's da big deal.. u can deal lah wit all the craps..

it feels so exciting - not sure of who i am.. well duh !!! it was brutal..

right here, right now.. i'm gonna be 2 tulis half of my diary in this digital diary....malas nak babbling...
so aq launch this blog's name as BLOG STORY 2 HAVE STARRY SMILE.. ngeh ngeh,,,
welcome 2 my life...full stop